The other day, miss dugindeep declared that I didn't fully appreciate a certain part of one Jensen Ackles' exemplary body. I was bid do penance. So then this happened.

This is also for aldehyde because...well, she knows why. ♥

( ~730 words, j2, R, jensen's ass. )

I didn't want to work and everyone in the world is annoying me, so I decided to write porn.

Seriously, what was once a hot mental image has now been turned into some kind of crazy stupid kink. Feel free to throw things at me. ETA: if you missed it and weren't totally convinced I'm an idiot already, Here's Soccer Shorts p. 1.

( The return of Soccer Shorts. Now with more NC-17 action. RPF. 947 words. Idiocy. )

I love soccer shorts. Mmmm...soccer shorts.

OKAY. This is 870 words long, it is J2, and it is, I think, PG-13. I intended to make it way pornier than it is, but dudes, I've never written porn and I chickened out.

If you hate it, blame my enabler, dugindeep. ( Because it's totally not my fault IN ANY WAY THAT I JUST SPENT HALF AN HOUR WRITING THIS INSTEAD OF WORKING ON MY MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SCHOOLWORK. )